Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans

1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.


Do you have a peeve dogs have with humans? Share them with us!

Fetch your newspaper? Fetch it yourself lazy! I'm a dog, not a slave!

lmao this is great! but i love buying harry little jumpers... xxx

Shaking my head as i type!

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wantto get him this xxx

No - don't do it - he is a doggy with his own beautiful furry coat!!

but it keeps the dirt off him and things getting caught in his fur... and he looks super cute! xxx

lol xx

Love this Helen x

I have to put harry's hair up now so he can see! no bows though, he's not a girl! xxx